Doggo Enthusiast Pillows

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Playing Fetch.

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

'Fetch.'

"Quick, start the car!"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Barks in code.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Now I really hate poetry."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Dog walking Human.

'Super Dog'

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'