Dog Exercise Gifts

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Pick me!"

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"No no, I said sit!!"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"Quick, start the car!"

Dog yoga

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'Fetch.'

'That was fun!'

Dog Walking Services

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Raw food, after you leave for work.

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'