Exercising Dogs Gifts

Spring return dog leash

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Pick me!"

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"No no, I said sit!!"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Walking Services

"Quick, start the car!"

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'That was fun!'

Dog yoga

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'Fetch.'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Raw food, after you leave for work.

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'