Exercising Dogs T-Shirts

Spring return dog leash

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Bitchbark Canoe

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Pick me!"

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'That was fun!'

"Quick, start the car!"

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Dog yoga

'Fetch.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Dog Walking Services

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Raw food, after you leave for work.

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"