Puppy Weightlifting T-Shirts

Dog Weightlifting

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Powerful Love.

Agility God

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Talking Dog.

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

Naughty Puppy Dog.

Shorts Dropping.

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

'Fallllling in heeeeeat agaaaaain

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

Pavlov's Dream.

'She always comes to my ringtone. It's the sound of a can opener.'

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

Heel! Toe!

"Getting a puppy isn't so bad once you drink."

Will act like an idiot for food.

"It's his only trick, but I think you'd agree. . . it's a bloody good one!"

"You're training puppy to be housebroken? Looks like she already knows how to break a house!"

Puppy toys according to a human vs. puppy toys according to a puppy

Puppy Potty Training.

'I had no idea a puppy could be so destructive.'

"I love the sketch of the invisible owner!"

'I'm in here, dear, getting into shape for walking the floor with our new baby when it cries.'

"A man's best friend wouldn't poop on the carpet!"

'He's at a very destructive age.'

'I went to obedience school, but I can't say I've ever had occasion to use anything I learned there.'

"Gracie learned how to whistle today."