Puppy Player Gifts

Who's taking who for a walk

"Pick me!"

Barks in code.

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Obedience School Graduation

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

A Change of Scene.

"Another slander suit!"

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

Talking Dog.

Balloon dog training

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

Dog Sees Only Food

Dogs in a basket

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

"No not the puppy please"