Puppy Par Player Gifts

Good luck making this shot.

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Licensed Therapist

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Barks in code.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

A man and his dog

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Pet a Puppy

"A little help, please."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

'I found him on the internet.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

Fur Baby

"It's a good boy!"

"You've already been for a walk."

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

Talking Dog.

"Heel! Pass it on."

Desk shaped like an office block.

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

Jogging...