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Licensed Therapist

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Barks in code.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

A man and his dog

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Pet a Puppy

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"A little help, please."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'I found him on the internet.'

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

Fur Baby

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

Jogging...

"Heel! Pass it on."

"You've already been for a walk."

Talking Dog.

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

Desk shaped like an office block.

"Another slander suit!"