Pup Play Pros T-Shirts

"...and this is Sheila. She's my main squeeze."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

No Soliciting

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

Dog training

"Fashion Week"

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

'I understand you don't have a resume but you do have your pedigree papers?'

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

Four Star Meal

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

Dog on couch at psychiatrist office talking about love and liver snacks

'Aha...Hmmmm...tsk, tsk, tsk!'

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

"We're expecting quite a litter this time."

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

"Enough with the drama."

'Sometimes I think I spoil this dog'