Puppy Park Player Gifts

"Just tell me he still doesn't have that darn frisbee!"

Licensed Therapist

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

A man and his dog

Dog Park

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Pet a Puppy

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"A little help, please."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'I found him on the internet.'

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

"Heel! Pass it on."

"It's a good boy!"

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

"You've already been for a walk."

Desk shaped like an office block.

Talking Dog.

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

Upper East Side Dog Park

Jogging...

Man and dog on treadmills.