Dog Park Pro Gifts

'Stupid dog - keeps losing the ball.'

"He's a little shy around other dogs."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Dog Park

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"A little help, please."

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Canine Scentipede

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"Humans are strange."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

Dog Park Zoom

Upper East Side Dog Park

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

"I yip, therefore I am."

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

"Now this is a dog park!"

"The vet made me wear this, and I can't lick my balls...uh...could I lick yours for awhile, Rex?"

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

"We're gonna need a bigger comic."

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

Male dog taking a toilet break.

"Is your dog friendly?!"

Owner "He won't stop pulling" Dog "Hey Babe fancy get on down at my pad?"

"Really? Everyone we hang out with we also met through our puppies."