Dog Park Ranger Gifts

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

'It's nice to meet you Otto. Your scent precedes you.'

Bitchbark Canoe

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Dog Park

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Canine Scentipede

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"A little help, please."

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

Beaver tower

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

"Humans are strange."

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Danger Falling Leaves

"Are you happy with your current ball?"