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'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

'It's nice to meet you Otto. Your scent precedes you.'

Bitchbark Canoe

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Dog Park

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"A little help, please."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

Canine Scentipede

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

"Humans are strange."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Danger Falling Leaves

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Malfunctioning geyser

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'