Dog Park Navigator Gifts

Mixing Duty with Pleasure

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"A little help, please."

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Humans are strange."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"I yip, therefore I am."

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

"We're gonna need a bigger comic."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"Now this is a dog park!"

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

'It's nice to meet you Otto. Your scent precedes you.'

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

Dog Teenagers

"He's into binge fetching."

Dog Park. Ernie, let me help you navigate the dog park safely. Thanks. Never ask the dalmatian if you can play "Connect the Dots." Don't discuss international politics with the Siberian Husky, or make jokes around the Greyhound. The Saint Bernard does not find it funny if you ask for his blessing. And most importantly, unless you schedule is clear for a week ... yeah? Don't say "yes" when the Lab asks you to play with that ball with him!

'If you ignore her long enough she will bring the ball herself.'

'I'm sorry, but don't you think fetch is a little overrated?'

"St. Louis? Peoria? Savannah? Buddy suddenly realized he was lost."

'Stupid dog - keeps losing the ball.'

Balloon Dog love

'I'm in the lead!'

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

Dog runs after slingshot as he would a stick.

Man and his dog playing fetch