Doggie Navigator Gifts

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

"This translation app isn't working."

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

'You can go home today, but we'd like to run a few more tests on your husband.'

Confused drivers

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

"I like to consider Third Grade as just another life hack."

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

"Yes, Megan, it's book. Think of each page as a screen."

"Unless you have a 13 year-old running around, I strongly recommend you buy the 1 year technical support."

'Hi, Pam, I'm Dave from tech support online. Just hit these three keys and your back in business!'

"Look, Bailey! Business park at two o’clock!"

Close all your windows please.

"St. Louis? Peoria? Savannah? Buddy suddenly realized he was lost."

Navigation App Activated: Start: Bedroom, Destination: Bathroom, Option: Shortest Way.

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

"We must be in the wrong wing."

'Due to budget cuts, our school is not distributing report cards. They are available online for download. Luckily, I'm the only one in my family that is computer literate, not that I'll make changes or anything...'

Remote control bridge in bath.

In later years, St. George wondered if it was the real dragon he had slayed