Kitty Navigator Gifts

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

A Preschool of Fish

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

Fishing direction sign.

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

'So much for your internal compass.'

Canadian Canoe.

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Women who Read Too Much

"I like to consider Third Grade as just another life hack."