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"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

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'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

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"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

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"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Fishing direction sign.

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

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'So much for your internal compass.'

Canadian Canoe.

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