Canine Navigator T-Shirts

"St. Louis? Peoria? Savannah? Buddy suddenly realized he was lost."

Dispelling the myth that a dog can find his way home from hundreds of miles away.

Documentary Proof: A dog lost hundreds of feet from home can easily find his way back.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Are we there yet?'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"I am not asking for directions."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

Battery Lighthouse

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Fishing direction sign.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

"This translation app isn't working."

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Canadian Canoe.

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"