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'I don't like backseat barkers.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"I am not asking for directions."

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

Titanic: How's my steering.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Battery Lighthouse

Fishing direction sign.

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'sugar and spice my eye.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

"This translation app isn't working."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'So much for your internal compass.'