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'C'mon get it straight.'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

New York Netherworld

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

'This is you, enlarged.'

Can I have a look at the map?

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

When the Dalmatian ran away, he was spotted two blocks from home.

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

My central park

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

Smart Bomb.

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

Lost

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

California Beverages Map