Canine Cartographer Gifts

"Since we live in the city, he likes to get on Google Earth and visit dog parks."

'C'mon get it straight.'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

New York Netherworld

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

Can I have a look at the map?

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'This is you, enlarged.'

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

When the Dalmatian ran away, he was spotted two blocks from home.

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

My central park

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

Smart Bomb.

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

Lost

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."