Canine Cartesian Gifts

'I bark, therefore I am.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

'This article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that.'

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

'Steroids.'

'He's barking mad!'

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

'Tell me where she hides the treats and I'll get you a straw.'

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

"We get in, we go down, we walk to the Park. I do my business; we're in and out in ten minutes. Anyone asks, you're with me."

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

"St. Louis? Peoria? Savannah? Buddy suddenly realized he was lost."

"I hear he has more than bones buried."

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

Lady in fur coat to dog: 'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Getting a puppy isn't so bad once you drink."

"Chapter One: Call me Scooter..."

'So, the rumours are true! You have been friendly with the Postman! My own son! Shame on you!'

Dog dressed as Santa Claus. 'She's in season'

'Just my luck. I don't bark a word of French.'

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'

"As you persist in pretending to throw that stick, I have retrieved something else. See you in Hell, Hal."

Here lie the earthly remains of Cal Can, beloved town dogcatcher.

"Since we live in the city, he likes to get on Google Earth and visit dog parks."

'Sammy's going to take you for a little walk.'

"Yeah, I'm sure you feel pretty cool on a car ride with your master, but me, I ride with my master on his Harley. . ."

'Get with it, pal! Nobody walks anymore!'

"This isn't obedience school. This is much more useful."

'Look out - a snooper from Environmental Health.'

"I just don't get it. According to my calculations, they spend on average five days out of seven away from home: Where do they go and what do they do?"

'...We know you've been chasing the thing for years!'

Solid Geometry Dog.

"I'm going to disqualify myself."