Canine Comet Chaser Gifts

'Steroids.'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Frank and Ernest Celestial Accountants. How's the audit of the Bankrupt Universe, Inc. going, Ernie? At first I thought it was a personnel problem -- Halley's Comet shows up once every seventy-six years, the supernovas are a bunch of burnouts and of course planet Mercury only works eighty-eight days a year. But the real problem isn't personnel, it's corporate strategy! Strategy? What's wrong? Universe, Inc. thinks it can keep expanding and expanding forever and ever!

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

A word from James Cameron. . .

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

"Does someone want to go on a space walk? Who wants to go on a space walk....?"

Loch Ness Monster

"How'd I find you? I followed you on Twitter."

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

'Well that's certainly new!'

How to survive the coming crash.

Bigfoot of Sherwood Forest

"Darn! And me without my camera!!"

"Wait!"

"I think he's lost."

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

But what the asteroid hadn't counted on was the plucky courage and dogged determination of one young man. Albert Snipe, asteroid hunter.

"The Yeti probably thinks he can hide in plain sight, which, of course, is impossible. But he's much too stupid to know that."

CPA. It looks like some of our clients might have tax problems this year. Halley's Comet files a return only once every 75 years. And the black hole seems to be hiding lots of income. Neither Pluto nor Mars can pay what they owe. Pluto's assets are frozen. And Mars isn't called the "Red Planet" for no reason. I think earth might be the only one getting a refund. Of course, it has billions of dependents!

'Well, is there someone with the aptitude to solve this kind of problem who didn't decide to become a hedge fund manager?'

"Guys in third row, making me very nervous. . ."

The sudden extinction of prehistoric clowns explained.

'If fate had been kinder, either of us might be living in the White House.'

Zoology. Cheetahs can reach speeds up to sixty miles an hour! Amazing, and yet they never win!

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

Researchers find proof that the legendary lead foot exists.