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Geek Intuition

'C'mon get it straight.'

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

The Map of the human brain

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

Here be dragons.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

The Lost World: You are Here

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

The High Line at Giza

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

The Map of the Human Heart

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Exit Next Left

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

New York Netherworld

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

Can I have a look at the map?

Climate Change -- You are here.

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."