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The Map of the Human Heart

'C'mon get it straight.'

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

The Map of the human brain

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Here be dragons.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

The Lost World: You are Here

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

The Big Tipper

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Exit Next Left

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

New York Netherworld

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

Climate Change -- You are here.

Can I have a look at the map?

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.