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Mental baggage, a brain with a handle for easy carrying.

'C'mon get it straight.'

The Map of the human brain

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Surfing the daily stress

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

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The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

The Map of the Human Heart

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

New York Netherworld

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

The Wishing Well

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

Can I have a look at the map?

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'This is you, enlarged.'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

My central park

'It doesn't show it on this map....'