Emotional Cartographer Pillows

More Charts with Heart

Mental baggage, a brain with a handle for easy carrying.

'C'mon get it straight.'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

The Map of the human brain

Surfing the daily stress

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

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A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

The Map of the Human Heart

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

New York Netherworld

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

'This is you, enlarged.'

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

The Wishing Well

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

Can I have a look at the map?

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."