Spiritual Cartographer Pillows

You are everywhere.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Home depot."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

The Map of the Human Heart

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

The Big Tipper

'You must heal yourself.'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.