Spiritual Cartographer Pillows

You are everywhere.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Home depot."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

The Map of the Human Heart

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

The Big Tipper