Political Cartographer Pillows

Golf Buggy One

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Here be dragons.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

The Lost World: You are Here

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

The Map of the Human Heart

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Exit Next Left

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

New York Netherworld

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Can I have a look at the map?

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

Climate Change -- You are here.

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'