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Golf Buggy One

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Here be dragons.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

The Lost World: You are Here

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

The Map of the Human Heart

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

New York Netherworld

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Exit Next Left

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

'This is you, enlarged.'

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

Can I have a look at the map?

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."