Election Map Enthusiast T-Shirts

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

"Good boy."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'If only every year was an election year.'

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

The Lost World: You are Here

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

An informed voter is a good voter

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

You are here.

The Map of the Human Heart

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

New York Netherworld

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

Exit Next Left

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service