Election Map Enthusiast Gifts

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

"Good boy."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'If only every year was an election year.'

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

The Lost World: You are Here

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

An informed voter is a good voter

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

You are here.

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

The Map of the Human Heart

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

New York Netherworld

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