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London map drawn from memory.

Sketchy Neighborhood

"I thought if I'm going to do it, do it properly..."

'C'mon get it straight.'

You Are Here

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

The Lost World: You are Here

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

The High Line at Giza

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

New York Netherworld

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

Can I have a look at the map?

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

'This is you, enlarged.'

My central park

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Smart Bomb.

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

Lost

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."