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'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Pigeon Little

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Reverse psychology

The High Line at Giza

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Mount Rushmore Down Under

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

Pavlov's Cat

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

Pyramids exploding.

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'