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Name that gerrymandered district

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

A new schoolmaster testing students on geography

London map drawn from memory.

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

"That rock looks a bit like you, dad!"

'I'm afraid our worst suspicions have been confirmed - we found slug, snail and a trace amount of puppydog tail.'

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

An association for the advancement of science on an excursion.

Well, I'll be darned... You're right, Maurice. But if this ain't baked alaska - what the heck was I makin'?

"Can you tell the class how you spell Albuquerque?"

OCCASIONALLY HOMO ERECTUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO USE TOOLS AND WEAPONS, CROSSED PATHS WITH HOMO SPIFICUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO WEAR SPATS AND DRINK COCKTAILS>

Science Fair: 'We need a new rule - all projects MUST be in a container!'

Australia. I wonder if political spokesmen in the southern hemisphere spin the news in the opposite direction.

Tornado Season in America.

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

"Oh, now you tell me!"

'How am I supposed to know anything about the English Channel? It's not even on our cable system.'

'Which is closer to us, the moon or Iowa?'

"What did it say on the seed packet?"

"And this is Dave. His motto is 'Push where it moves.'"

Sketchy Neighborhood

'Natural bridge and cloverleaf'

"Hello, research and development here. There seems to be a glitch in our gen modifier."

Threat Level

Before the linear accelerator.

Places we've been on a dog

Hillbilly.

'Neat! Which ones are the bad guys?'

"I think what you want is the ancient city of Troy. This is Troy, New York."

'No, Kevin - Easter Island isn't where the Easter Bunny lives.'