Quirky Geography Fan Gifts

Name that gerrymandered district

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

A new schoolmaster testing students on geography

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

London map drawn from memory.

"That rock looks a bit like you, dad!"

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

'I'm afraid our worst suspicions have been confirmed - we found slug, snail and a trace amount of puppydog tail.'

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

Well, I'll be darned... You're right, Maurice. But if this ain't baked alaska - what the heck was I makin'?

"Can you tell the class how you spell Albuquerque?"

An association for the advancement of science on an excursion.

OCCASIONALLY HOMO ERECTUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO USE TOOLS AND WEAPONS, CROSSED PATHS WITH HOMO SPIFICUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO WEAR SPATS AND DRINK COCKTAILS>

Tornado Season in America.

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

Science Fair: 'We need a new rule - all projects MUST be in a container!'

"Oh, now you tell me!"

'Which is closer to us, the moon or Iowa?'

'How am I supposed to know anything about the English Channel? It's not even on our cable system.'

Threat Level

Sketchy Neighborhood

"And this is Dave. His motto is 'Push where it moves.'"

"What did it say on the seed packet?"

"Hello, research and development here. There seems to be a glitch in our gen modifier."

'Natural bridge and cloverleaf'

Before the linear accelerator.

Places we've been on a dog

Hillbilly.

"Never mind what an amoeba eats - how does an amoeba eat.?"

'No, Kevin - Easter Island isn't where the Easter Bunny lives.'

"I think what you want is the ancient city of Troy. This is Troy, New York."

'Neat! Which ones are the bad guys?'