Geography Enthusiast Gifts

'I appreciate your efforts to make geography class more interesting for your students, Miss Elmore, but....'

'Which is closer to us, the moon or Iowa?'

'How am I supposed to know anything about the English Channel? It's not even on our cable system.'

"Is America's heartland what people in flyover states call home?"

"I think what you want is the ancient city of Troy. This is Troy, New York."

A new schoolmaster testing students on geography

'Mr. Pilbeam will be your new elite geography teacher this term.'

"Turns out Turkey isn't one of the Sandwich Islands."

'No, Kevin - Easter Island isn't where the Easter Bunny lives.'

Well, I'll be darned... You're right, Maurice. But if this ain't baked alaska - what the heck was I makin'?

"Can you tell the class how you spell Albuquerque?"

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Boy and girl at thier studies

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

The Lost World: You are Here

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

The High Line at Giza

You are here.