Geography Aficionado Gifts

Threat Level

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Boy and girl at thier studies

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

The Lost World: You are Here

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

The High Line at Giza

You are here.

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

The Map of the Human Heart

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

New York Netherworld

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Mount Rushmore Down Under