American Geography Enthusiast Gifts

Tornado Season in America.

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Boy and girl at thier studies

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

The Lost World: You are Here

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

You are here.

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

The High Line at Giza

The Map of the Human Heart

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Mount Rushmore Down Under

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'