Geography Nerd Gifts

Man staring at a large confusing map

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Boy and girl at thier studies

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

The High Line at Giza

"He gets easily abstracted."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

Mount Rushmore Down Under

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

The real reason why flamingos are pink

How Glaciations Begin

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

Prostate: 51st State

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

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