Geographic Nerd Gifts

Department of Geography: Latitude and Longitude.

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

"He gets easily abstracted."

The High Line at Giza

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

Mount Rushmore Down Under

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

Prostate: 51st State

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

The real reason why flamingos are pink

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

Lost around a military base.

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

Recalculating!

Cliff Notes

Be open to help.