Geographic Nerd T-Shirts

Department of Geography: Latitude and Longitude.

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

The High Line at Giza

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"He gets easily abstracted."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

The real reason why flamingos are pink

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Lost around a military base.

Mount Rushmore Down Under

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

Be open to help.

Recalculating!

Why giraffes hate winter