Geography Nerd T-Shirts

Man staring at a large confusing map

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Boy and girl at thier studies

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

The High Line at Giza

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

"He gets easily abstracted."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Mount Rushmore Down Under

How Glaciations Begin

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

Why giraffes hate winter

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'