Map Nerd Gifts

Traffic Sign

'Go to MapQuest and see where we are.'

Map to Tsar's Homes

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

When laundry ruled the waves.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

The Dubloon Stops Here

Here be dragons.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Meet the Enemy

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

The Lost World: You are Here

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

You are here.

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'