Map Nerd Pillows

Traffic Sign

'Go to MapQuest and see where we are.'

Map to Tsar's Homes

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

Here be dragons.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

The Dubloon Stops Here

When laundry ruled the waves.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Meet the Enemy

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

The Lost World: You are Here

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

The High Line at Giza