Geography Geeks Gifts

'Where are the four corners of the earth?'

'Here's the problem. Our GPS system is in kilometers, not miles.'

"Now the GPS is saying, around the world in 90 days."

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Tiny people.

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

Sign on small geyser next to Old Faithful says 'Ye fountain of little faith'.

The lesser known town of Butt Montana.

'You know those troops you sent to Algeria? -- They went to Alberta.'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Boy and girl at thier studies

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"He gets easily abstracted."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

The High Line at Giza

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

Mount Rushmore Down Under

How Glaciations Begin

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

Stratigraphy

Be open to help.

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"