Geography Geeks Pillows

'Where are the four corners of the earth?'

'Here's the problem. Our GPS system is in kilometers, not miles.'

"Now the GPS is saying, around the world in 90 days."

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

I came to say bye-bye. But I thought Canada wouldn't grant refugee status. They wouldn't. But mommy says America is scrooged no matter who wins, so we're going to try New Sea Land. Even though that doesn't sound like a real place. New Zealand. I think she means New Zealand. Oh. But we haven't tried the a-through-y-lands yet. What?

I heard in Science class that we know more about the moon than we do about the oceans. Isn't that amazing? Not really, Axel. I know more about the attic than I do the basement. Same thing.

Tiny people.

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

Sign on small geyser next to Old Faithful says 'Ye fountain of little faith'.

The lesser known town of Butt Montana.

'You know those troops you sent to Algeria? -- They went to Alberta.'

"How is it you're so green?"

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Boy and girl at thier studies

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

Snowmen Around The World...

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

The High Line at Giza

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

"He gets easily abstracted."

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Mount Rushmore Down Under