Geography Geek Pillows

I love the UK, whats that?

Point A / Point B

'My sneakers are made in Malaysia...my cap is made in China...my rucksack is made in Thailand...my pants are made in Indonesia - I just love geography!'

Canada's Undefended Border.

'wow, I can't believe we never noticed that!'

'I have one question about Crimea - where is it?'

'I take it, you're lost.'

Entering California/Entering San Andreas Fault.

'We need to update our map app. According to this, we're in the 'New World.''

"I may not know where America is on a map, but at least I know September 11th was when Iraq attacked our tower thingys."

Entering America's Heartland

"Wait a sec! Da Nile IS a river in Egypt!"

Vladimir Putin

"Well, bud... either you're the herald of the coming climate change or you need a new GPS nav!"

'Why do you live in the past?'

'I want to report an earthquake.'

"Was geography any easier when you were my age, Grandpa? Back when the world was flat?"

Altered States

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'My expedition confirmed what we already suspected: Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered by water, and the rest by real estate!'

The High Line at Giza

I see London... I see France... I see someone's under pants!

'Please Miss, is that what she sells on the sea shore?'

"I want a pair of boots in this style!"

'You are here?... Hey! This is a map of India?'

"You have reached the edge of town."

Anthropologist presenting his findings in New York City

"Argentina is a fairly cold country. It borders on Chile."

"O.K. Check off the purple mountain majesties... On to the fruited plain!"

Welcome to Los Anglesey

'Maybe it's time we bought a GPS.'

Line, area and volume

Antarctica

'I'll go as far as Schenectady.'