Geography Geek Prints

I love the UK, whats that?

Point A / Point B

'My sneakers are made in Malaysia...my cap is made in China...my rucksack is made in Thailand...my pants are made in Indonesia - I just love geography!'

Canada's Undefended Border.

'wow, I can't believe we never noticed that!'

'I have one question about Crimea - where is it?'

'I take it, you're lost.'

Entering California/Entering San Andreas Fault.

'We need to update our map app. According to this, we're in the 'New World.''

'I want to report an earthquake.'

Vladimir Putin

"Well, bud... either you're the herald of the coming climate change or you need a new GPS nav!"

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

'Why do you live in the past?'

'My expedition confirmed what we already suspected: Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered by water, and the rest by real estate!'

"Was geography any easier when you were my age, Grandpa? Back when the world was flat?"

Altered States

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"I may not know where America is on a map, but at least I know September 11th was when Iraq attacked our tower thingys."

"Wait a sec! Da Nile IS a river in Egypt!"

Entering America's Heartland

'I'll go as far as Schenectady.'

Antarctica

Line, area and volume

'Maybe it's time we bought a GPS.'

Welcome to Los Anglesey

"O.K. Check off the purple mountain majesties... On to the fruited plain!"

"Argentina is a fairly cold country. It borders on Chile."

"Where do beans end up after travelling around Australia? In Cairns."

'St. Louis? Peoria? Savannah? Buddy suddenly realised he was lost.'

The High Line at Giza

Pyramids exploding.

'You are here?... Hey! This is a map of India?'

I see London... I see France... I see someone's under pants!

'Please Miss, is that what she sells on the sea shore?'