Geography Enthusiast Prints

'I appreciate your efforts to make geography class more interesting for your students, Miss Elmore, but....'

'Which is closer to us, the moon or Iowa?'

'How am I supposed to know anything about the English Channel? It's not even on our cable system.'

"Is America's heartland what people in flyover states call home?"

Sure, I'll go out with you

"I think what you want is the ancient city of Troy. This is Troy, New York."

A new schoolmaster testing students on geography

'Mr. Pilbeam will be your new elite geography teacher this term.'

"Turns out Turkey isn't one of the Sandwich Islands."

'No, Kevin - Easter Island isn't where the Easter Bunny lives.'

Well, I'll be darned... You're right, Maurice. But if this ain't baked alaska - what the heck was I makin'?

"Can you tell the class how you spell Albuquerque?"

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Boy and girl at thier studies

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

The Lost World: You are Here

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'